$11500 is pretty cheap for penis enlargement. Do you know how much that shit costs in South America?

The owner admits it needs a little body work :/

I was wondering why Skechers changed their logo...

The idea is that you can stop and steer the car in slippery conditions, something I experienced the other day. It saved me from winding up in the neighbors’ front yard. Plus, my car is very aggressive with the ABS, so there’s no braking before it kicks in.

Not bad advice, per se, but I’ve been arguing with my ex-father-in-law for over a decade that net horsepower is NOT “measured at the wheels”. Even though in many ways he’s more computer savvy than me, he hasn’t figured out how Google works, apparently.

That explains every C-class driver on the road. Except they never get to the 10 over part.

Living in the snowy tundra that is Michigan, I can attest to the benefits of ABS.

The rumors around the dealership are that GM will spin off Corvette and have three or four “traditional” ‘Vettes and the mid-engine halo car topping out around $130K. The GM guys that come in from Milford or Warren are pretty tight-lipped about it.

Did you read the entire article? It’s frightening this man is our President.

Trump reads books, or maybe not:

A Bimmer and a Supra without a straight six? Sacrilege.

Really, Tom? Sandals?

I had two Saturn SC1's. They both ran to well over 200k, mainly due to dumping 1/2 to 1 quart of oil in them every 500 miles because of their terrible valve seals.

The supercharged cars are a pulley and exhaust away from 300hp, too.

The Pontiac Silverdome is a bit of a shitshow in southeast Michigan. It used to be the proud home of the Detroit Lions and the Pistons, and it was even the venue for Super Bowl XVI, multiple NCAA tournament games and some FIFA World Cup matches Wrestlemania III.

Ford’s over here like:

I’ve seen people on my Facebook feed claim they never saw this during the inauguration and that it MUST be doctored. #altfacts

Hella stance, brah.

The parallels between the two are apparent. We managed to live through Nixon, but unfortunately, Pence is no Gerald Ford.

The Cobalt SS would like to have a word with you...