Thank you for your continued and hopelessly optimistic support of Sidespin and the Daily Roundups. It was a rather slow day in Commentland, so drop your personal favorites or queries down below. We'll see you tomorrow.
I had a grand old time reading your comments today, and tonight's favorites all have a similar flavor, so let's chow down, shall we?
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Today's commenting was significantly better than yesterday's, due in no small measure to the fact that we weren't being face-slapped with Ray Rice updates every half hour. Let's do the thing.
Somewhat fewer favorites in tonight's Roundup, but at least we're not sacrificing quality for diminished quantity. Let's round 'em up.
After a couple good coats of leather varnish, the Roundup saddle is primed and ready to go. Let's have a look-see at what you funny people said today.
Good Saturday afternoon, lads and lasses. Voltaire's Angry Glove is back after some welcome convalescing at an undisclosed location in the South Pacific.
Your Curator requires a Roundups hiatus. I have seen the dark heart of internet commenting, and frankly it's nauseating. It's soul-crushing and noxious and foul.
Not much ado at all in Commentland today. girlwonder hit a couple of stand-up doubles, and DougExeter notched a solid line in the Violet Palmer post. Otherwise, though, I can't find the energy to write a Roundup tonight.
It looks like Humpday slapped us with some mid-week doldrums, but there were a few favorites out there, so let's have a look.
Welcome back, friends. It feels good to be back on schedule, don't it? Say what you will about Mussolini, but the guy got the Calcio Fiorentino matches to begin on time. Roundup!
Sometimes life gets in the way of writing a Roundup and you miss a night here or there. No big deal. Here's your Monday Roundup.
I myself can't believe I'm writing another of these stupid essays, but it seems desirous to tease out some previous remarks concerning joke-craft and funny-making. Let's talk about DougExeter, then.
Looks like yesterday's funny train just kept on steamrolling on into today. A lot of good jokes today; let's see who made the favorites.
Settle in, girls and boys, because we got a gooood Roundup for you tonight. Looks like everyone took their vitamins today, because holy shit I was howling. Let's round 'em up!
Relatively slow Monday in Commentland today. Maybe my laughter palate is torched from all the scalding hot takes shat out in the Dungy story. I dunno. Here's your week's incipient Roundup.
We're down only slightly from last week's total with 28 unique names in the favorites, but we had more Roundups debuts this week, so let's call it a push. Here's your Week in Review.
This is a big day for me. This Roundup marks the four-month mark of Your Curator's lonely, miserable toil in this capacity. Have I learned anything? Yes. People on the internet are awful, awful monsters. Here's your Friday Roundup.
Today was a good day. I've been seeing a lot of jokers, and there are a few names that sit right on the cusp of breaking into the favorites. Keep it up, people.
Welcome back, hucksters. If you ever wondered whether Shitehawk has a temper, try linking to one of his Sidespin posts in the Total Fucking Duds section of a Roundup. That's what I call a "short fuse." [shudders; winces]