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Carlos J
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Chevrolet Sonic...the hedgehog?

Well, backhoe didn’t work. Call in the Huey.

I guess he will be literally and figuratively under water on this loan as well.

Well, clearly, the only rational solution is to rent another backhoe.

He’s probably only got another 82 payments on that truck. No big deal.

That’s a depressing statement

Not to mention it’s probably a Sorny, Panaphonics or Magnetbox TV.

You’re a genius.

“If you spend three hours whipping a Ferrari around a track”

A proper Land Rover always takes in water, pre-production model or otherwise.

THE TRUTH, UNMASKED.

What kind of burrito? How long did you heat it for? Was it sufficiently warm afterwards?

I once re-warmed a burrito in the little valley between the cams of my 97 Plymouth Neon. It fit perfectly.

I can’t really tell how comfortable the car is or isn’t because in lieu of employing some cinematographic thought they just relied on 3,000 successive jump cuts to make the footage feel frenetic and dynamic, like a Jason Bourne movie!

I will wrench until my dying day.

My final breath will be: “Please....hand....me....the JB Weld.”

I imagine Australia as a place where road rage leads to fistfights, which then lead to rugby matches.

He’ll come back eventually for his other sandal