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I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of

We were also thinking it would be fun to do plus-size fashion Q&As where we help you guys find stuff — say you're supposed to attend a wedding in May and you don't know WTF to wear, and you want suggestions, or you want to know where to find a perfect puffy coat, or you need a new source for tights. If you're into

This could really, really backfire on them.

Stories like this hit me so hard. My sister has a brain injury caused by a lack of oxygen (weird, freak accident... no drugs, no alcohol, in no way shape or form her fault)

Pretty mean-spirited headline considering that Christian made a personal choice that affects no-one. Hell, this very forum dedicates threads - and even entire sub-blogs - to things that could be classified as "vain and cheap".

im so upset right now

I have to say (as someone on the autism spectrum).

is this like when rich people have literally nothing to do so they make up problems? like how fucking bored do you have to get when you say vaccines have 'too many toxins'

HUGE hands. Huge, soft, well manicured hands. And his eyes are the bluest eyes I've ever seen on a human being.

Oh, I've got another! One time, I heard Bill Clinton would be up in San Francisco signing his memoir and even though it was hours away and would be a whole thing, goddamnit, I wanted my book signed by Bill Clinton.

Never once has a story ended with, "...moral of the story, Tom Hanks is a total dick."

I've heard stories about Dave Chappelle, and the only things I've ever heard are that he is a super funny, down to earth guy. LOVE it.

We have a winner. Shut it down.

met Nelson Mandela a month before he passed away

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

I told this story before but it makes me giggle so I'll tell it again.

If they sent this to everyone, I wouldn't really have a problem with it.

Don't buy a girl a drink if you haven't talked to her yet. You see this shit in movies and it works, so maybe if you're George Clooney you can ignore this. But in real life it never works, it comes off as creepy and makes the girl feel uncomfortable. Talk to her first.

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