I'm a freelance profile writer for dating sites, which means I see a whole lot of raw brain dumps from people.

So basically someone is playing the primary game— expect to see Jeb push further and further into the whackadoodle right as the primary heats up. I expect a full-Romney by the time 2016 rolls around and to ignore all of his history in favor of appeasing the Teanuts.

1. COFFEE MEETS BAGEL OMG I HAVE TO GOOGLE THIS NOW. SO CUTE.

So the part where people meet up in real life after they talk to each other online just flew over your head?