Everyone be safe out there.

I think you’ll be buying a Miata for $6,000 soon :)

One of my better memories is the time I got to go to the ‘ring and rent a car for putting down some laps. The rental place offered a nice little service where they piled a bunch of us noobs into their van (unmodified VW Touran) and took us around for a lap to point out notable features before our first time out. So we…

Has the world forgotten about wheel locks?

I’m more impressed that he got his factory wheels replaced in a week, than the wheels being stolen twice in a week.

100% total loss.

I’m looking forward to the side-by-side comparison article between this car and your Yugo.

Is this article your roundabout way of telling us you just purchased an IS Sportcross in the proper color of blue? Because if it is, I fully support this purchase and give you a hearty congrats for buying such a weird and awesome vehicle.

Awesome, congratulations! I love these things and shopped for one myself for a while.

Bringing us the important investigative auto journalism that no other publication dares to attempt.

When someone rips off the emblems of cars, possibly to sell it, then fucking up a DCT is as easy as throwing up in the very same car.

Gated community card reader dude.

Well done, sir. I especially like the “ask for Patrick G.”

On that note, it appears they’re... around.

We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…

One of the many reasons why I did not want children was that I could not imagine what I would do to the bullies if my child ever suffered the sort of treatment that I experienced. Just thinking of me in that state of boundaryless rage legitimately scares me.

Yes.

Drum brakes are just fine at the back of a small fwd car. You get them on a basic Focus and they seem to do perfectly well there.

except if you get in a accident or happen to roll the new Wrangler you’ll actually survive.

The extreme mass of his arms has distorted space/time around the door it seems.