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"Nobody actually ever goes out and intentionally buys a Nissan Cube, they just inherit them from someone else." In this way it is almost exactly the same as the PT Cruiser.

It's possible the Cube was the most reliable car in the Jalop-fleet. Sorry to see it go.

DOUG DEMURO IN MY BACKYARD ZOMG

Well, here you can see what happened after the Hummer ate a C-Class. The fecal remains are often hard to distinguish, but this one took the form of a Smart.

Sounds like they're part of an elite team...

Damn, that looked to me like about the most benign moose collision possible. BMW occupants got seriously lucky there.

what are the odds???

This would be sad.

Safety harness would've helped!

Do you think he shouted KREUTZBERGER! when it happened? I would have.

Yup flipped him like a beef patty. There has to be a meme or a jif for this somewhere

Everything about this makes me happy.

I'm pretty sure it is a Lambo bro.

Honestly, I'd love to know what Doug drives. Does anyone know what Doug DeMuro drives? Anyone?

If the transmission has a "Drive" mode whereby it will shift its own gears (which all modern paddle shifters do) its an automatic.

What are the odds of a car being mangled by a bear, then taking it to a place called Smokey's Auto Detailing?

I once saw a movie that started this way. It was in Swedish with subtitles, and after a few minutes there were more than just elbows rubbing together. The plot was rather thin, the dialog not very interesting and costume design totally non-existent.