Dude's name is Elliot Rodgers

His life was such an ordeal that his parents bought him a brand new BMW 3-Series.

An abomination of a thing.

Ironic, right, that the shitty company which went bankrupt, then stole our tax dollars, is still a shitty company, doing shitty things.

If you see the trail the truck is leaving and the sand flying from the wheels, it doesn't seem feasible that the truck was driving backwards.

In related news. Kizashi is still the single greatest car nobody bought.

There's an alternate universe where he's a bitter old man who's made every wrong decision since he bought that Sterling.

An uncle of mine *almost* bought one. He had been a Honda guy throughout his entire life. His first car was a first-gen Accord 3-door, which got him through college, and lasted almost 250k miles of moronic adolescent abuse. His next car was another Accord, bought in 1987. When he got a huge promotion, he wanted to…

Banning you from Jalopnik from eternity.

AdBlock Auto. $2,000 option at the dealer.

I guess I'll need to find a way to install AdBlock in a car then. Expect them to start selling "Ad-Free" models of car. Instead of "ABS", "Turbo" etc badge on the trunk, you'll get that.

My god. I'd go to jail for this car. Like some GTA shit.

Doesn't everyone with 2 first names have a lot of money?

You think I can afford a 5-Series? I'm kind of flattered!

Is that you? Because automotive journalists won't stop talking about their cars. *mic drop*

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It is fuel cell. FUEL FUCKING CELL. This is the future.

But then why use Fords? ZING

Matt Hardigree ... as I am enjoying my OWN lazy Sunday, I appreciate you taking the time to write this.