Wow, do you refer to America as 'The Colonies?'

Definitely an ambitious undertaking. I saw these at the Dallas Cars and Coffee this last time. And did not mean to post the same one twice...

the plastic water cups are a nice touch.

It's all fun and games until the result of their love-making ends up in my lungs, on my clothes, and all over my car.

Owning a black car, I have always hated when the trees and plants have sex all over my car. I always tell them to get a room, they never listen.

Will it keep pollen from sticking to my car in the spring? I would pay big $$$$ for that.

Yeah, why hasn't this happened yet? It totally needs to. 10/10 would do burnouts in.

does Asimo follow the 3 Laws?

I challenge the Jalopnik community to come up with a more absurd option in the history of the automobile.

I'm thinking, I could use some Tesla pants....

Hippies

Look at me, I'm a traffic light.

They do make a Wagon and it has 296hp and a 6speed manual. They just call it the LeVorg and refuse to sell it to us.

I find it good that many of the younger people don't even know what this term meant, was, or even existed.

How is this not illegal?

I've argued this before and I'll continue to argue it: The Camry is not a bad car. It's a boring, beige, underwhelming car. But it isn't bad. By and large a Camry won't strand you next to the highway with fluids draining out of it and smoke billowing from the hood. A Camry won't cost you an arm and a leg in…

Chevy Citation. This thing won car of the year in 1980.

Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —…