I'll wade in here because I actually work in a hospital unlike the wankers on the internet and at tabloid print media.

I'll just keep posting these photos of grown men crying.

Thanks for smashing up a car almost any enthusiast would love to have TWICE you rich prick. Next time just sell it and get an AMG you cock.

I really like the countdown until the next green light more than the "speed required" indicator to make the green light. The only thing I'm not a fan of, is the idea of having people looking down at their instrument cluster when they're about to travel through an intersection. We've all put our foot down to make a…

Also, and I hate to be this guy, but I'm pretty sure those girls breasts aren't real...

Bah, it's not a "1000 horsepower C7" if you need a hundred shot of nitrous to get it there. That's like me bragging about having a 300 horse Camry. (If I were to add a 100 shot)

Hmmmmmm.

I like having a warranty, excellent gas mileage, and not paying BMW prices for parts?

A dangerous man out there.

Years and years ago my grandpa actually had a paddle in his car that you could hold up and flip through various messages. Some polite like "sorry," and some rude like the "same to you turkey" pictured. He didn't actually use it, it was more of a joke, but us grand kids liked to play around with it.

All the more need for this:

That'l buff out

Its art.

Those photos are absolutely heartbreaking.

(Full disclosure: Lamborghini wanted to explain us how the Huracan works so badly that they flew me to Bologna, took us to the Museum and made sure I always had enough mozzarella in my body to function properly.)

Fiat intentionally parking a 500 in front of VW office captured on Google Street View.

And the bus laughed the whole way home.

It's the best Gawker site by far. Keep coming back.

Stories like this are why I visit Jalopnik.

It's not a photoshop...?