This was a great read. Welcome back, Patricia - I’m excited to see where Kotaku is going to go with you at the helm!

Personally, I can’t shake the sense that it’s just a beat too early to congregate by the thousands in a cramped, sweaty convention hall.

nowhere in my comment do i have that fuck you attitude.

I stayed inside, masked up when I was supposed to and got the vaccine as soon as I could. If not to resume some semblance of normalcy, what was it all for then?

Guys, guys. You're both right 

They’re going to give Kuja actual pants, as we’re all going to be poorer for it. 

Do it. I personally consider it to be the best Final Fantasy game in the franchise, and it was created during the heights of Square’s creative influence.

Look, so long as we get colorful hippo people in Victorian clothing I’ll be happy.

We’ll be surprised with new Starfox and F-Zero games.

I’m assuming you didn’t actually read the paragraph - it said “no”

Yes, that game got replaced.

Obviously everyone has their own personal value system and who I am to judge what you deem worth your money, but I can’t help but think you might be missing out on an intentional aspect of the game.

It IS another Souls game, and I DO like those!

Microsoft realizing it was the masterrace all along.

1. That’s an exaggeration because millions have one, including me.

Eh, they’re gettable. I got mine on launch, my dad and brother got one last month, it’s not impossible.

They really turned it around, yeah. I’m one of the few weirdos who really liked NMS at launch (smoking lots of weed helps), and they’ve repaid that initial investment so many times over it’s ridiculous.

puts on ACNH.

I see you’ve discovered that you can make anything sound boring and stupid if you strip it down to just it’s most basic parts, and describe it in the least interesting way possible.

puts on call of duty. shoots. gets shot. gets bored and turn off the game.