Sir this is a Wendy’s.

*looks at current state of the game*

HUNK’s outfit and Claire’s jacket are the other prizes in this loot pool. Some good things, some meh things.

I wonder when we’ll be able to use the friggin expansion slot. I need more space!

Oh yeah that werewolf game is coming out, why haven’t I seen more hype around it? Checks gameplay video. Ah, I see, it looks insanely mediocre. 

Rocket League and Fall Guys were also given right away with PS+ on their release, so maybe don’t draw conclusions on the quality of the game based on this?

was the handful of copies they sold for ps5 really worth all the negative pr?

I have no idea what Destruction All-stars is even after watching the trailer, but hey free ps5 games

And even then you can get a nice bomber jacket like that for probably 1/3 of the price.  

Classic private company making a situation a bigger deal by getting salty about it. Just tell him to change it and it’s literally never discussed. Now it’s A Thing. Solid work!

They’re like hobbits, except nobody would ever describe any of their extremities as large.

While minorities reach adulthood at 14.

Well, I can’t think of a single reason to doubt anything this guy promises.

With the way video game boycotts generally go, I’m sure people will totally boycott it... up until release day.

Maybe somebody will make a Discworld game. 

I got bored with the Division 2 because of its setting and gear and story. The fundamentals of that game—combat, dynamic enemy AI, cool, versatile skills—were great though. Swap the guns for lasers, swap the +5 kneepads for something like beskar armor, swap the generic military jargon quest givers for Jedi, and swap…

it says it’s two way filtered.

Once you go scaley, you’ll crave it daily.

I never owned a WiiU so I'm pretty happy with this

Also don’t tell the boomers about the need for a social media network to actual be hosted on servers, like Parler used to be.