You misunderstand. I’m saying that they don’t care and won’t listen to the comments no matter how much people complain. I know this because we’ve been complaining about it for years.

Because us idiots keep clicking on his garbage, if only to complain about him. He’s like one of those people operating a dunk tank, only instead of having to pay every time to dunk him in, we click.

I doubt Spike actually “learned” anything in that short time period (it’s not like there were new allegations against Woody) any more than David Shor or Lee Fang did. He just gave in to the people who got mad at him and hopes they’ll let up after he gives (what I believe to be) a dishonest apology.

This place sailed past the point of no return YEARS ago, dude. Let it go. They surely do not give a shit. The fifth-gen O’Neal Xeroxes writing here don’t, and the international conglomerate click farm that now owns the place definitely doesn’t either.

you guys are basically the only tv and film site consistent enough to matter anymore and you are squandering your credibility in broad daylight

not like you really have another option right now, but, try to remember:

It’s even worse than that I think. At least one of the people I talked to wasn’t even a fan of Allen’s movies. They’re a fan of Allen as a cause, because they want to spread the narrative that men are being falsely accused of sexual assault and “canceled” unfairly.

I’m fine with her saying something terrible and getting crunched for it, but I can’t get down with the pretense that this current moment is too important for someone to be an idiot on their social media accounts. 

Certainly you don’t understand the statement “women menstruate” to mean “every woman menstruates,” do you? “Men start wars” is an entirely accurate statement, but of course we know that not every man starts a war.

The “God” character kept being compared to Zeus, but considering his coupling with that planet’s version of Gaia, he seemed a lot closer to Uranus.

It was sweet of Beth to acknowledge that, unlike her deadbeat dad, Jerry was there for her at the end when she needed him.

I know that Jerry being pathetic is a running joke throughout the show, but Summer’s line to him at the campfire went so far that it wasn’t even funny in a “ha ha ha, they’re being overly cruel to Jerry” kind of way. Sure, Morty lampshades it right afterwards, and the equilibrium is (sort of) restored at the end, but…

..do people just not take anime seriously if it isn’t violent or full of suspense?

Interesting observation: these are all really dark and heavy shows.

I thought the first half of the episode fared better than the second half. I know the show is all about storyline bait-and-switches, but seeing Rick and Morty on their adventures and shooting shit with each other is almost always enjoyable for me. Morty’s apathy to Rick’s autopark, the entire acid vat scene, and their…

This is your regular reminder that Summer is the best. Thank you for your time.

“I think it sounds like the name of the main character in the story,” she said. “I hope he vibes with that.”

If a billionaire’s son can’t manage to be self-confident and in charge of his own life, a stupid fucking name isn’t going to help.

(This also goes for non-billionaires who insist on giving their kids a “unique”…

It would appear my original translation of: “We’re both insufferable dumbasses” was correct.

Why is it good to shit on the spirit of the Bechdel test tho

The Killers give Jimmy Kimmel a quarantine concert from a secure bathroom location