I knew there was an April Fools some where. However, even if they did offer them, I’d take them and I still wouldn’t vote for them. I’d get what is due to me and mine on principle and fake the rest.

Knew this was fake when it had Carson standing up for something.

I love a good April Fools post, and this one delivers.

Yeah, of all the bullshit stories about Trump, this is the one bullshit story I CAN’T believe.

Nobody is asking anybody to get rid of America’s guns.

I had high hopes for the OWS kids, but it turns out they were more interested in protesting than in effecting change. The Parkland kids seem to be a much better bunch and I bet they’ll vote reliably and well.

Let’s put aside the actual fact that marching on Washington, bringing attention to issues that are out here killing people, and asking lazy-ass corrupt legislators to do their jobs actually IS doing something. It’s how we effected a great deal of change in the United States going all the way back to reading the…

The next school massacre, they should force politicians to go on a little field trip at the site in person, before the children’s bodies are covered and removed. If that’s to grim, lets put those VR technologies to some use. Including smells.

“Help, I’ve been shot in the gut.”

The GOP has just gone totally off the rails (which we already knew, but still). I mean Santorum is essentially calling someone a freeloader for asking the legislature to take actions to protect their physical safety (the justification the GOP uses for mass incarceration and runaway military spending).

“Philando and his fiancee had smoked weed prior to being pulled over”

Look, it’s pretty easy - and it’s not “they hate the poor” argument that most people believe. It’s about money, pure and simple. Pardon me, but I’m going to drop into some economics drivel/history for a bit.

I suggest that if food stamp recipients are to be questioned about what they do with their taxpayer funded benefits, then defense contractors should be too.

Sometimes people need to buy some diapers or feminine hygiene products, shampoo. To be fair, some people aren’t buying necessities with the cash they barter for SNAP benefits, but I think that’s the exception rather than the norm. (‘I think’ because I don’t know for sure. I have limited experience with people trying…

Six months into Obama’s presidency, the Right were agog because he asked for Dijon mustard (delicious) on his burger.

I stopped playing the “Imagine if any other President just said/did what Trump just said/did” a long time ago because it was too exhausting and I sadly came to the realization that no one in a position to do something really fucking cares anymore.

Tom Cotton adamantly denies this story, says it was the Economist.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

I’ve also heard that his “leadership” in business was just him yelling at people, like “I want that building. Do what it takes to get it.” You can tell he hasn’t done any actual work.

The kids working at the Subway two blocks away work harder than the President does.