If only Basketball was actually this exciting...

Yeah...they haven’t changed at all...people totally have a right to be upset...I hope the amount of ellipses I’m using properly conveys the sarcasm in this statement...

“We’ve royally screwed the pooch trying to support the Xbox One, so please enjoy all the games we had back when we were cool.”

Still haven’t gotten a straight answer, who the fuck is this guy? Am I supposed to know him from somewhere?

This is quite possibly the most boring conference in the history of E3...

Who the fuck is “The Hoop Gawd”?

It’s like the Cuckoo Death Squad from Zelda...I approve of this in the highest degree.

I’m pretty impressed with how good this looks on PS4 (provided of course they were truthful about this running on a PS4). Makes me really look forward to how this will run/look on my PC :)

Sucks to be that last guy in the opening fight...

Fuck you, Jonathan.

Black Operations (n): covert military or political operations that may employ measures not generally authorized.

Pretty much the standard for third person melee combat nowadays so I just assumed this game would be utilizing it as well.

YEARRAGH! AUUUAAGH!

MY BODY HAS NEVER BEEN MORE READY

Jesus Christ...the video can’t even run on my shitty work computer.

*Skull and spine shatter in 50 different places along with severe organ damage*

I know the guy that designed this guy! Cool!

Please...Blizz...don't do it...I'm too excited for this game to enact my "zero tolerance no-subscription" rule.

During the course of the game, players can shoot unarmed characters and a hostage.

People: We want different body types represented in games!