But if it feels good to discriminate against an LGBT person it’s okay right Lance? Because Santa Jesus said so.

I think the actual Jesus Christ would have told Berkman to fuck right off.

It’s not like I have a nude picture of my grandma on my phone or work computer. I’m not some kind of weirdo...

LOLWTF, now commenters I actually like are saying the same shit.

Maybe I do it and just don’t notice? From the comments I’m getting, it sounds like people make a point of looking back at their car and making sure they’re at half-mast while doing so.

Yea. I thought that too. Fucking weirdos.

Lolwut? People look back at their cars all the time?

So, here’s the thing: I understand and respect why some people feel the need to boycott Chick-Fil-A entirely because of their beliefs. I totally get it, and it seems to make sense on the surface; you don’t want to give money to a business that donates to an abhorrent cause.

I’d say poly is way less weird than near-incest.

Wait until you bottle before you claim love for homebrewing.

That’s understandable. Less understandable: I once accidently jacked off to a picture of my grandma! And I now have that same (nude) photo of my grandma hanging on my living room wall.

Whoa whoa whoa, are you really staking out the position that swinging is more weird than watching your cousin get it on?

Oh, you’re one of THOSE people.

That’s the point! Pans = buns.

Really. Like, not trying to humblebrag or anything but eating pussy is so fun in and of itself. I don’t understand guys like William.

You are honestly the most beautiful human.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

Awfully charitable of you to describe the Gamergaters as only momentarily confused.

Your click has ensured that at least one person got paid for this post. Nice job.