When I think “Princess Leia” I think “grumpy Princess who insulted the guys trying to rescue her”.

Disney is clearly lining Leia up to join the ranks of their corporation’s line of “princesses”, and this would be the reason for the mandate that she no longer be depicted in a sexualized manner, because they can’t sell her to little girls otherwise.

Awfully charitable of you to describe the Gamergaters as only momentarily confused.

Jesus, Demi, have a heart, have a heart, have a heart.

I love how it would have been perfectly acceptable to serve a couple 14 margaritas and watch them drive off if they had left a fat tip, but somehow it was being cheap that made them unfit to drive?

Wait, we’re applauding the guy who apparently overserved a couple and then called the cops on them because he didn’t like the tip?