Jays fan here too. Most people in Toronto are pretty chill, however, we’re also the city that elected Rob Ford.

I believe this article could have just been:

“I saw it coming at me and I remember thinking, ‘I don’t have a glove to catch this ball,’” Gerharter told the Daily News. “And I think I put my hands up in front of my face. I saw it was coming at me and registered that it was coming at me, and I felt it hit me.”

Not sure about the NCAA, but I saw it happen in the NBA last year. According to their rules, the clock stops when the foul is whistled, and the continuation proceeds without taking off any more time. So, in this case, the dunk counts and he gets one free throw.

Vanilla Ice clearly stated: ‘if you got a problem...’. A, as is one. A single problem. Ninety-nine problems are far, far beyond both his abilities and his inclination.

McGregor’s so small! I could totally take him out.

Let’s start with the truth. The 3-point shot was created for people who couldn’t play basketball. It was made for people who couldn’t grow tall enough, dribble well enough, drive hard enough or move fast enough.

Take a look at Byron Scott at the 0:16 mark. He couldn’t be any less happy.

Mr. Aylward? Mr. Chris Aylward, my first year film theory professor, is that you? Funny running into you on the internet! Nice to see you haven’t changed.

LOOK AT ENES KANTER

I hope Kevin Garnett holds off on retiring until he gets the chance to punk this dweeb.

Also notable: one of the commentators finished himself off very, very nicely (see successive moans at the 0:45 second and 0:47 second marks).

Throwing the ‘useful’ in there took this from ‘he may not know that term is offensive’ to ‘great-grandfather was a slave owner’.

Redford just made it onto my ‘only open if this looks exceptional’ list. VOTE WITH YOUR CLICKS PEOPLE.

I hate all these fucking assholes.

There’s a highlight truther questioning this post in the video clip that the post is based on. This is apex highlight truthery.

She doesn’t look like Kate Hudson :(

HE SHOOTS FROM HALF COURT LIKE IT’S A NORMAL SHOT

But it just comes to the point where you say, ‘I don’t want to make a fool out of myself.’

I’m generally ALL FOR highlight truthering...but this play? This play is un-freaking-believable!