I just realized my caramel Ding-Dong comment makes no sense. What I meant to say was that the caramel Ding-Dong tasted nothing like caramel but it unfortunately tasted like maple.

This is the correct alternative to regular sugar. For the life of me I can’t stand maple flavor on anything other pancakes or breakfast meats. My friend offered me a caramel Ding-Dong recently and it was just godawful. I don’t think I’m going to even risk wasting my bourbon by mixing it with maple syrup.

This is the best thing I’ve read on Jezebel in a while. Thank you, its cathartic.

When I was a teen I protested doing the dishes because my parents would use, I shit you not, over 20 coffee mugs each and every day. The mugs would sit next to the sink with thick coffee residue stuck inside, along with dozens and dozens of utensils glued in. I would plead with them to just reuse the same damn mug and…

I’m disgusted at how many people don’t care because the victims are involved in sex work.

Were all the victims workers? Anyone do a house check on Robert Kraft?

I understand where they’re coming from though; if you’re working for the White House, at that high level of government, if you’re unable to convincingly lie about your drug use then who knows what else you won’t be able to convincingly lie about.

That’s right! I forgot there was a Spider Woman. Ugh, my memory I swear ...

Thank you for fleshing all of that out, learned some new things I didn’t know. Just wanted to add some of my wind to the discussion:

Just jumping in to say, unlike boring and basic Kourtney, at least Kim and Khloe have some personality and joie de vivre. As you said, they’re in Bora Bora and frikkin Kourtney is in the damn cabana the whole time, and yes she kept that lazy prick Scott around for far too long. OK Byeeeeeee!

Generally, what’s the cost comparison between charging these EVs vs. filling up an economy gas vehicle?

He used the “no one even drives in New York, there’s too much traffic” defense.

Its a face that says “I don’t know how to swim but I insist on getting in your pool” then he pees in your pool.

It wouldn’t be nearly as much of a big deal if we had some tax brackets that went above an annual income of $500K.

The game is great but its kinda exhausting. I made it through the first day and I was so emotionally drained that I couldn’t continue. It didn’t help that I’d just lost my job IRL and my GF was giving me nothing but grief for it. I haven’t had the nerve to touch it since January 2020 but I vow to return one day.

I’m a grown-ass man and I can say for certainty the only reason someone goes after a really young person is because they’re banking on them being naive and more easily cajoled into doing stuff, as well as more easily manipulated into an abusive relationship. I’ve witnessed this happen to my female and male friends…

I’ve seen creamy wasabi dressing show up in a bunch of restaurants around the greater Los Angeles for several years now. I’ll give the Heinz one a try.

He’s also erroneously applying the “its not prostitution if I film it” argument

I like where these analogies are leading us; even cars don’t really need to be necessary if we had a robust public transportation system.

If its on the Epic store then it isn’t really free