I was working on a video shoot once and one of the performers was a complete hyperactive loon, making crazy ass jokes all day. At some point he does a backwoods country hick impression talking about his “cousin’s snatch”. I didn’t think “snatch” was appropriate and offered that he use “cooter” instead, as it felt like…

Like when they tell people with arrest warrants to come on down and claim a free boat!

After blowing up his partner of almost 30 years, he walks off into the sunset and ... delivers packages

Completely 100% agree.

My exact thoughts. So much of the game is so good that I’d be surprised if the devs didn’t have this on their list for updates, or at least they’d see the player feedback and come to their senses.

The game was super successful so a few car jackings isn’t THAT big a deal. I mean, GTA5 made A LOT of money, so even though these kind of things are bound to happen, I’m just glad there’s a product out there helping the economy.

Or you could get high on PCP. Break every bone in your hand and wouldn’t feel it for hours. There’s was this guy once, you see this scar ....

You mean Snoop’s Steelers? that play in the Snoop League? Yeah, didn’t know Snoop was a part of that

TBH have those guys ever stood up for anything other than themselves and their careers? I know some of them do put back into the community and everything but what I’m talking about is actually standing up for something that doesn’t involve their bottom line or ego.

at least the award will remind the kid why its better this way

It’d be cheaper to use the money to lobby lawmakers to change the laws, just like the RIAA does.

Wanted to add that companies do negotiate special secret deals with Apple so they take a lower cut than usual. I don’t know specifically about apps but I have witnessed them negotiate lower rates for music.

Yeah, Disney is doing just fine with Buena Park!

Yeah, and last October GameStop was $10 a share. Just be patient and it’ll be $10 again at some point, its possible.

Yeah, and last October GameStop was $10 a share. Just be patient and it’ll be $10 again at some point, its possible.

This is like when I call out my dad for fucking up and he shouts back “You’re making your mother upset!”

No one likes it when some turd ruins a good time but can you honestly tell me that most conversations aren’t pretty banal and worth derailing?

Those strawberries are straight out of a Rimbaud poem!

Attorneys aren’t liars as much as they’re gasslighters.