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Valerie Malone
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Fuck these people and anyone who voted for them.

I disagree. Gary Johnson got a lot of liberal white dudes who wanted legalized pot and put that ahead of the needs of the country.

Cross stitch is so easy. You can even get kits that have the pattern printed on them for you.

I would call that drug lord decor.

Gary Johnson got millions of votes, many which could have put Hillary over the top. That’s why I hate 3rd party voters more than Trump voters, at least Trump voters had the balls to choose someone, Gary Johnson voters fucking threw their vote away and acted like they were better than everyone else who voted had to

Funny how they can manage to understand the difference between gay and trans people when it helps them exclude certain people. They can only discriminate when it helps them discriminate. 

I’ve been resisting the whole “Fuck 2016” thing because really, people die every year. But you know... as we get closer to the end... I just don’t know if I have it in me anymore.

I kinda love Christmas a lot because I don’t ‘celebrate’ it, it becomes some awesome free downtime. And I’m having one of my favorite Christmases in a long time.

Friends! I’m opening presents! Here’s us at a bar earlier today (keeping Xmas Eve classy!). Cheers!

Late to the party, but shout out to all the non-Christmas celebrating Jezzies. May this season pass us by as quickly as possible, and may you find the strength to not roll your eyes at people insisting that your giftcard came from Santa when you know it was that chickenhead Jennifer from HR. I am not 12, I see you

Eh, my left friends and I got together last night, including two people who have been protesting Trump in Washington. There was a certain bit of ranting, especially after the drinks kicked in, but we were all in the same page.

Just wanted to brag that I finally made good on my yearly goal of gingerbread house making. It was inspired by this:

I have been reading for almost a year but never posted. Christmas this year has been hard. My Dad is visiting and I’m trying so hard to show him that I am doing OK. He comes every year at Christmas no matter what. So I have to remind myself that even though change feels slow for me it must be pretty dramatic for him.

What are everyone’s favorite ‘Christmas special’ television episodes? I like all of the ones from The Office, but I think my favorite is the one that ends with Jim attacking a bunch of snowmen in the parking lot.

Here I roasted a turkey (my first!) and tiramisu. The table is decorated, Christmas oldies are playing and my lighted tree earrings are on. Life sucks but let’s enjoy tonight. Merry Christmas to everyone, hope things are going great at least for a few days. Love you all more than you know, my dearies.

Ha! Now he’s saying now that once Trump’s in office and he can be sure the presidency won’t be stolen away from him, he wants to join the military to become a navy seal so he can fight terrorists. As if he has that kind of discipline! I’d be amazed if he could make it through basic training without cracking.

About the Rockettes: I emailed and received a very nice reply ... that had this line in it:

Chag Sameach! Have a good first night of Hannukah ladies, gents and non-binary individuals!