Fuck her fuck her fuck her. Fucking piece of shit.

Remember when they had to come up with team names and Omarosa’s suggestion was Donald’s Darlings? The other women were all, “Yeah, we need to have a name that doesn’t make us look like we’re thirteen.”

I remember her from the first season of civilian Apprentice. Omarosa was arguing with a teammate who, at one point, said, “That’s the pot calling the kettle black.” Omarosa accused the other woman of being racist because...she used the word black? After the episode aired or she was fired, she gave several interviews…

I still can’t say or type his name.

Obviously!

That would be great if that came to be!

I know! I quit smoking cigarettes 102 days ago and used e-cigarettes until they couldn’t be charge again. I never knew about the world of vaping. It sounds...very complicated.

I will never again visit the Hall of Presidents at Disney World.

Can I sit by you? Because if I read too much about current events or have conversations in my head with the fucking morons in my family who voted for the village idiot my chest starts to hurt. I have egg nog blended with rum, brandy and whiskey.

Baron doesn’t even look at the Village Idiot that way. You know, when they spend those precious thirty seconds together on Wednesdays.

Does the fact that it keeps hitting me that he will be our next President mean that I haven’t accepted it? Because it keeps hitting me over and over.

I burst into tears upon hearing the news. Not because Debbie Reynolds is dead but because her heart was broken.

Me and three of my friends text _________ DEAD! It’s based on a local news report where several people died in a boating accident and the anchor said something like, “Five senior citizens. Dead.” We enjoy the dark sense of humor, but I don’t think we’ve done it this year.

Friends also a few as well as How I Met Your Mother.

Excellent! I hope you take the time to be proud of yourself and how you’ve evolved over the past years.

Chantix gives you vivid dreams but I have vivid dreams to begin with. If you’re referring to the risk of suicide those studies have been disproven. Otherwise my psychiatrist would have never prescribed it for me. I hope you find a way to quit other than cold turkey. You shouldn’t be that miserable when trying to quit!

Thank you! I was able to quit with Chantix. You get to smoke while taking it and because it mimics actual smoking by giving you small bursts of nicotine smoking a cigarette always tastes like you smoked five right before it. It’s not pleasurable anymore.

Can you pace yourself while they get drunk? I’m in a somewhat similar situation. First time not being with my family due to the führer being elected so I want Christmas Eve/Day to be as much like my mom made it without getting stressed and yelling. Anyway, my best friend is coming over tonight and I invited my former…

I’m so sorry about your FIL.

Oh my God. I am so sorry. 34? What the ever-loving fuck?