Yeah, they do good work. I’ve got that one and a few GBV shirts.

Dirty Sox fan here, but - no bias, I swear - we shouldn’t let the fact that 90% of the fan base immediately became insufferable obscure the majesty of 2004. Just think of A-Rod, standing on second with his hands outstretched.

Schilling’s probably closest.

If he leaves now, he effectively turns into Basketball Bill Parcells, trying to bring his championship mojo and hellacious skill set to another downtrodden franchise. Which, as somebody with socialist leanings, I’m not altogether opposed to, but it also means you’re not going to be beloved, which I think post-Decision…

Yeah, I see him re-upping for two or three years. Breaking the drought is one thing, but if he can pull off a back-to-back or a threepeat? In Cleveland? Christ, they’d make him Governor.

I’m not sure I can imagine a flukier result than that Super Bowl. The Patriots had to have about a dozen things go wrong to lose to that Giants team, and every single one did.

Oh, I know. It’s just such an asinine schtick, though. And it sickens me that he makes such a tremendous amount of money for, effectively, being an illogical troll.

What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

2007 wasn’t that long ago.

Drink?

Luck counts.

The hottest of hot taeks, here.

But, you see, he’s black. Therefore, he is a “usurper” or whatever.

You know the Bills play football, right?

Glad to have been of service.

‘Like a wax dart’ - Bill Hicks

Thank you. I’ve been seeing this a lot lately, and it drives me nuts. The smaller example goes first, guys.

I don’t watch much basketball, but that - that’s not allowed, is it? I mean, he’s kicking that guy square in the nuts.

Funny, I just listened to this. But melancholy’s pretty much my default setting.

Any friend of mine who sent me a fucking Venmo invoice after a night of hanging out would remain my friend for as long as it took me to read the thing, and not a second longer.