*looks at controller*

To be fair to the Zoo keepers, if I hear tons of gunfire and a chainsaw, that is 100% outside my job description to respond to.

i like how he had to mention like 3 times how it was thicker than an iphone

“it was a little too thick for that. The phone is 7.9mm thick compared to the iPhone 7 Plus which is only 7.3 mm thick”

I would find myself in the infirmary a lot, and I mean a LOT, if Natalie Dormer was the resident medic.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

No, you just misunderstand.

Good riddance.

That’s why I personally strike iron wherever I find it, regardless or temperature.

You should, talk to any driver who works for both and they’ll probably tell you (all the ones i’ve asked have) that Lyft is far better in their eyes.

Rey turns to the dark side. Luke dies.

I hacked the Disney servers and found this screen shot.

These violent delights have violent ends...

I know who wants the Vader one.

Why you fat-shame dolphins?

This is my favorite one

I prefer the name Darth Darth Binks. Darth Jar jar has too much audio repetition.

Prepare to witness the power of this fully functional computer control panel.

If you graphed the best anthem singers in World Series history on a dart board, with the best ones near the bullseye, he'd be on the outside.