If he has a concussion, he will suddenly become the most competent ref in the Pac 12.

Cliff’s Notes version:

Talk about a lack of class, UNC.

Is that “$5,000 fine” a typo? I mean, for any upper-echelon D1 school, and CERTAINLY for Notre Dame, that’s...I mean shit, the AD probably has that in change under the front seat of his rich-people car (or maybe the back seat, because yeah right he drives himself anywhere).

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

...and an ignition switch that locks the gearshift for theft protection and not the steering column.

The President Elect released the following statement with regard to Baylor Football:

Not true. Instead of using the garbage can, they keep sweeping everything under the rug.

Knock knock.

“Oh sure, a little baby Lions’ fan throws up and gets all the attention. Amateurs.”
-Bills Fans

Can I vote for a new car with good vis. (since I think this will be harder to do than find bad examples). Forester.

I call that presidential.

There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

The Polar Bears need to check their white privilege and get consent before they start rubbing up on bitches that are just trying to relax.

Normally a wet Italian model is like Viagra, but this is more like salt peter.

Is this the face of a cheater?

Love Miatas, hate PT Cruisers, got it.

I’m still convinced that Guy Fieri is actually Scottie 2 Hottie after his career in professional wrestling ended and he gained some weight.

No, no, no, nope nuh uh, no.