I’ve always assumed it’s because they know Intelligence Quotient is literally just a score on one of several somewhat arbitrary tests. Sure, they’re designed to measure a conception of smart, but in some ways it’d be like being upset about the racialized rankings of lifetime Jeopardy prize winnings.

I laughed my ass off when I opened the hood of a Ram and saw that little 5.7L tucked down in the engine bay like it had been scared.

I know a lot of people who drive big trucks, and I don’t trust their skills with those trucks.

When one of my good friends from high school finally came out to us it was an emotional thing for him and us all. After the tears and hugs and such my other friend said bluntly to break the ice “We always sorta kind of suspected but based on your terrible fashion sense we figured you were just really bad with girls”.…

Did an owl get loose in the comments section?

The reality of Snyder is that he has a wheelhouse in which he works pretty damned well, and he falls on his face when he tries to cram *other* shit into that wheelhouse.

“Odenkirk, who’s had his ass performatively handed to him for nine award-winning TV seasons as Saul Goodman...”

Neutral: I used to name my cars. First car (‘00 Focus ZX3) was Petra. Next car (‘02 Cougar) was Karen. Next car (06 Wrangler) was Dianna Boss. Next car (‘13 Charger SRT) was Arnold. ‘14 Accord was Kiki. Now I have an 08 E550 and it doesn’t have a name but my wife commonly refers to it as “your damn Mercedes”.

^^This is passing normally. The bmw driver seems to have come up a bit fast but ultimately made a safe transition to pass. Then this happens:

But they can’t! He has a bullet proof vest. Everyone knows that in films if you have one, you are invulnerable to bullets.* It is like Call of Duty with one on. So they don’t even bother trying to harm him.

Also some very sensible shoes.

This. A tune is cheap and can net some impressive HP. A tune from Trifecta for my Cruze adds serious HP and TQ for $350 on an all stock motor.

Bungle forever.  Also:  I wish I was a better person but I can’t Grimes again post-Musk.  

I know it’s old hat to complain about it at this point, but remember back when the AV Club covered music that wasn’t mostly the same crap that all the regular blah sources reviewed? I remember when the end of year album lists would be full of stuff to discover and albums that went beyond what you could just hear being…

No thanks mate!

Here, have these...

Halfway through this article, everything made sense. TVR is based in Blackpool. Now, most Americans don’t understand Blackpool, because there isn’t an American analogue. Blackpool is a city that was ostensibly designed to be a haunted amusement park, and city planners succeeded in their mission.

It’s spelled “X Æ A-12" but it’s pronounced Throat-Warbler Mangrove. 

Outside of the Instagram skit, The will Forte seeking revenge skit, and “The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me”, my fiancee and I were underwhelmed.

Both films are beautifully shot. Absolutely gorgeous. Great sound design too. But IMHO neither are entertaining or enjoyable movies.