I don’t know why, exactly, but your comment seems like it would make for good song lyrics.

I hope he gets a chance to share his opinion with Steve Scalise and Gabrielle Giffords. Maybe they can describe what freedom looks like.

Considering that ISIS tried to take credit for this, I’d say that calling them a terrorist, until we know their political goal, would be careless and stupid.

I get your point, but as we like to say here, “it can be two things”.

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Florida, the penis of America.

I thought they smelled bad...on the outside.

Me either. My wife would kill me.

Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you

Hey Alex, can I come over after school? You’re mom’s going to be there, right?

Pants on the ground

The A.V. Club

(shrugs, eats a hoagie)

Yodelly yo de yo de yo de yodelly do de dee

Well, they did roll back the Obama guide relating to sex assault on campuses.

Lame...she should be able to associate her original account via email by contacting Kinja support. I know she had someone harassing her years ago.

Mastodon’s new EP “Cold Dark Place” is amazing.

HOT TAKE!!

He totally just got Egon his face.

And that man was...Tim Curry