This is some Greek-tragedy style relations.

Ellie have u thought more about whether 51 bananas would have a positive or negative effect on ur bowels

There’s seriously no shit happening if you eat that many bananas.

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

Honey...

#squadgoals, yo.

She walks like she’s wearing clown shoes. She’s a great print model though.

J. Alexander would not approve.

They don’t have an ounce of the fierceness of Naomi.

“Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about them, spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

God I love the internet sometimes.

gigi hadid is 7 million times more beautiful than any other human i have seen but the walk is not great

So, does anyone else remember the superstar wattage of the true 90s supermodels? Now it’s just a term thrown around for whatever vapid teenager whose combination of good looks and reality-show fame have made her flavour of the moment.

sinking Cruz ship

Hold up, I got a better one:

For fuck’s sake. As Rando said, she wasn’t talking about anything to do with reproduction. It’s exactly the same as saying the name of ANY OTHER BODY PART BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT IS CALLED. Good for her for refusing to use some stupid euphamism.

Can you imagine, having one assistant *solely dedicated* to tracking and deciphering infidelity rumors?

Counter-point: Bananas, Pineapples and Cherries is also the strict diet that Pac-Man was on and dude is round as fuck.