I can’t believe you didn’t mention Russell Simmons’s Def Strawberry Jam! “You leggo my m***** f***ing Eggo b****!”

Oh, yeah! This is a classic.

this is the wrong way ‘round — Rossi was on extra-hard, for better endurance, Marquez went with a softer compound for a quicker jump out of the gate.

Loomis Simmons. Nuff Said.

Marquez had maintained the lead, but was on an extra-hard rear tire compared to the hard tire Rossi was on.

Problem with that statement: people said the exact same thing about Rossi. Rossi started on the superior Honda's and it wasn't until he swapped to Yamaha (and Biaggi swapped to Honda) that people dropped that act.

I'm a big fan of Vale's, but time is the only thing that will tell who the "better" rider is. Marquez is…

Woop Woop fun police are here

I named my car the TurboPumpkin

Here's where I crapped my pants for him.

Glacial profiling.

Oh, so the BLACK ice has to be set up to take the blame, huh?

He did what? ....... and then his friend joined in to do what ...?