@lonewanderer: Did you just pull that number out of your ass? Perhaps that's the average age of the people who purchase them(mom), but I sincerely doubt that the average age of real gamers (not people playing wii fit and angry birds) is 35.

@BristolRuss: Right you are sir.

@fluffywuffy: pong ≠ metal gear solid

This guy's video game comedy related routines seem to always revolve around him complaining about how incapable he is at playing video games, and while it is nice to see video games being a topic in a stand up bit, I just don't find it very funny cause it just makes him sound like an out of touch poser that can't…

@dana22: He seems to be mixing a few games in to his rant and bunching them all together.

@blunt_machetti: He's already got two mounted and who's to say you can't use a bigger board if you need more. Plus there's always network storage.

While I did have a virtual boy for a bit when it came out, I wouldn't really stand behind it because I never really found any games for it that appealed to me or made the trade offs worth it.

@InfiniteJustice: That's a fairly accurate and unbiased summary. Therefore you must be right in all things. I apologize for being so needlessly argumentative. Clearly you understand much more about logic and physics than I ever shall.

@InfiniteJustice: Actually it really only makes only one assumption; that the mirror is designed and aligned correctly, the rest is specified in the picture, but even that could be reasonably assumed by the picture.

@InfiniteJustice: Actually if you did somehow, right this moment, put some kind of device capable of properly reflecting light from earth back at earth in the proper manner, 1,000,000 light years away; you would in fact be able to see light from 1,000,000 years before you put it the, but not until 1,000,000 years from…

Personally, I think it's the input method that's broken.

@McGibby: I take it that your mate regarded the directed wrist strap as unnecessary.

The search for proper hedgehog scat may be fruitful after all.

@Nyleveia: True that the squishy ball of the move isn't likely to

@Edge of Blade: Again; The fuck you talking about?

@Edge of Blade: The fuck are you talking about? Take a break from the political bullshit dude.

@derek.goeckeritz: Ignorant? How do figure?

It will all have been worth it when they get that baby home and can not only pretend to pet their baby tiger, but also pretend to strike red bouncy balls and pretend to jump in a raft in some kind of crazy fantasy world where jumping whilst in a raft makes the raft jump as well.

"So during that time, we've definitely got to fund it, and we want to add more and more and more. ESPN is a great example. No extra charge for Xbox Live Gold members"

@shih247e: Now how could that possibly be uncomfortable? Have you made any upholstery for it yet?