Really feeling lately like Kotaku is being kept afloat by only two writers and a robot.

You know what, if the studio wants to just shitcan this thing as a tax write-off or something, I think I’m willing to look the other way just this once.

Nobody should have to convince you.  It says “Final Fantasy” on the box. It’s Final Fantasy. Period. That you dislike it is irrelevant to that fact. 

“We need more secret sauce! Go put this mayonnaise out in the sun.”

McDonald’s, purveyor of refrigerated cheese and meat patties

Fans think Nintendo should shop around elsewhere for a Zelda movie studio

I fully support LGBTQ+ people. I believe all people have the right to be themselves, but I don’t understand how Link is a trans icon. There’s nothing in the lore to suggest as much. Rather, male characters dressing like female characters have a long standing comedic tradition in Japanese games, including the Legend of …

I moved four times in the last four years, keeping the boxes your consoles came in is great to keep them protected in that process. Learned that when I was in college and I kept my Wii box for years for moving out at the end of the school year.

Best to prepare beforehand. 

Obviously we don’t know anything about the game but damn do I love that Art style/design!

Is it still considered piracy if you already pre-ordered the game and just want to play it sooner on superior hardware?

because there’s no way to prove the tool is being used for piracy just because it *can* be used for piracy.

What a ridiculously entitled outlook you have

Wow Luke, you wrote a semi-competent article about a video game congrats! Didn’t know you had it in you pal.  

I didn’t either, but I tried a re-play about 6 months ago and also didn’t finish that mostly because I hit a wall with all of the gameplay elements I just couldn’t take anymore. At this point I’m just gonna read about it.

Kotaku rarely does that anymore.

How about YOU just tell us about the gore instead of borrowing content from Twitter?

What, you don’t casually game with your arm-penis?

Except none of those so completely dominate the original title that you never hear about it, see it compilations, etc.