Some old guy looking for firewood isn’t the one responsible for fucking up the planet.  Most of those are safe and secure in some air-conditioned highrise.

Unusually for me, I am going to forego the obvious puns. I shall also hold off on legitimate criticism of Bezos and much of what he does.

Agreed 100%. The tone of this is all wrong. Just ALL wrong. Beyond this being a serious breach of privacy, this is REAL news here. Not only with the whole polically motivated Trump-Saudi stuff, but just a month or two back AMI entered into a plea agreement as part of the Trump-Cohen-porn Star hush money scheme. If AMI…

And as well all know, if we don’t like the person sexual extortion is totally fine.

I came here to make a joke, but came across your post before I could. As much as I dislike Bezos, you are correct. It’s the principal and not the person that matters here.

And now the whole world is stuck holding the ruler in two rich white dudes’ dick measuring contest. Neat.

Are they responsible for Billy McFarland’s fraud? No of course not. But if I took a lot of money for something that ended up exploiting money and labor out of people who couldn’t afford to go without a paycheck, fuck yeah I’d feel obligated to help. Especially if I knew that the use of my face, my name and my…

Whenever I watch that trailer, I remember that maybe if they had just resisted the urge to say “Pablo Escobar’s island” they could have just KEPT the original island and none of this would have happened? But THEN where would we be?

That picture of Trace Cyrus (I don’t know who he is), but it’s a fucking stupid picture to report, it’s a bunch of people clutching their fucking pearls.  And even stupider for Instagram to take down. He argument is also stupid.

This obsessions with Pete Davidson’s junk is fucking creepy as shit.

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

I think some your guys’ racism is showing with all of these “that man can’t speak” comments... Nothing he said was impossible to understand, just spoken in a non-white/nerd way.

how is it nonsense?  He has the number 6 album in the country.  Did you prefer when the women beater John Lennon was using slang like groovy and far out.  Your racism is showing.

I am always fascinated at who Jezebel writers turn against. That it’s Jason Mamoa isn’t even surprising. Can’t even mention the dude without sighing about how tiresome he is and the dude has JUST gotten a little shine. Can a cocky, cockeyed indigenous dude in an ostensibly monogamous marriage just feel his way a…

Um... did you read her poem “It Is Our (Frightful) Duty”? It contains lines like these:

I’m not seeing how she’s shaming people? Like she’s saying she doesn’t eat there. And I assume she’s not there by her own choosing. She’s saying oh, when you get dragged to a place where you can’t eat anything, eat fruit in the parking lot. I’ve literally done that on a road trip at an A&W. Maybe I’m missing her…

Ok, my opinion on Ed Sheeran’s music is it’s ok. Not the worst thing I’ve ever heard; some songs are better than ok, some worse than ok. Average = they’re fine.

Seemingly every woman my age I know is suddenly very into astrology. I can’t have a conversation with several of my friends without them bringing up their sign, my sign, someone’s boyfriend’s sign, etc. Its definitely new, this isn’t how any of these spoke five years ago. I am very NOT into it. I do my best to nod a…

Because it's all nonsense anyways

I presume you use “sinister” to describe the left-hand side of things, call all domesticated canines “hounds” and reserve “dog” to refer to particularly large and savage hounds, and describe any short event as “merry”, then?