virtualbritlostherkey
Virtual Brit Lost Her Burner
virtualbritlostherkey

Not to split hairs, but “I mean, date whoever, and I know they’ve dated white guys that NBA guy Kim married for five minutes” - he was black.

A bunch of tiny bugs in my can of bread crumbs... that I had poured on top of my mac and cheese for Thanksgiving...

I hate the mess of the Zack King video... LIKE BATTER IS STICKY AND THICK!!!!!

My husband says the same thing and now finds handling meat gross!

As someone who eats mostly plant based, and then has a weekend “trip up” of real meat - I can barely tell the difference unless its a physical STEAK.

I mean, sure she is doing good things now and we all grow up - but she has said and done shitty things that are outside of her abuse.

Is it weird that I can just FEEL Kim’s eye makeup is all MAC? 

I AM DYING OVER THIS BURN...

I watched because I weirdly love trauma and details and dark Hollywood shit, but man she is sort of smug and like YEP THATS ME DOING METH and just sort of felt like I was watching a teenager on Doctor Phil admit to their shit.

I also didn’t see this - and how would she be able to stomach sex and drugs with him after almost dying?

Final season started last week - they are adding them to their daily news in an ironic way, but Kris must be handing out “scallops wrapped in bacon, wrapped in $100 bills” to the team.

This was such a good read - thanks Rich! I miss her old face so much... 

Yeah I only have Instagram which has nothing but stories I post... but I think we need to be honest about people in general... like at some point everyone has done something they regret or was stupid. Its very rare to meet someone who hasn’t been exposed to some sort of racist or sexist joke at some point in their

I feel like if Drew’s show was just a clip show - I would easy settle for it.

I wish Conde took this and ran a redemption story. Especially for TEEN Vogue, where teens can read that you can MAKE MISTAKES AND CHANGE THEIR LIFE NOW before it gets too late.

I was literally an asshole asshole ASSSSHOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE until I went to college and was exposed to more than white hillbillies from the cornfield I grew up in.

I WANT THIS.

My 2.5 yr old woke me up so sweetly the other morning! She came in and whispered “Good morning mooommmaaa” then put the remote in my hand while my eyes were still closed and said “Peppa Pig momma”

Not only just hawwtttttt - but damn seems lovely enough as well.

Yeah I see what you are saying... this is definitely something I had done though when I was in my 20's and had a friend who was off the rails and I was like YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE LOOK AT ME LIVING MY BEST LIFE... as I did rails of coke in Chicago’s Berlin clubs bathroom at 2 am on a Tuesday.