I am really struggling with what is going on with these Jezebel writers lately. They are just shitting on people for ridiculous reasons, blatantly missing the point, and from the comments it’s more than obvious that they are entirely out of touch with their audience. The fact that they’ve *more than once* mocked…

Quibi is a successful experiment that proves that Reno 911 should have never left us in the first place. 

That faint sound you hear is the sound of laughter from all the people who spent years claiming Kylie’s lip kits were just an upsold dupe of ColourPop

There’s so much to break down with the cast of this show, this article could be expanded to a whole series.

Is this the show where the guys say “I don’t have a problem with cocaine...”

Lmaooooo I have never heard of VPL applying to penises, I’m dying.

You are using the phrase “sour grapes” incorrectly. Sour Grapes comes from an Aesop’s Fable. A fox is walking through town, and sees some grapevines growing up a balcony. The fox thinks dang, those grapes sure look good! So the fox tries and tries to climb up the balcony to reach the grapes. But the fox just cant…

I think we need Vanderpump Vegas, where they try to totally restart the Rules concept and then transition this show into more of a housewives type thing. The whole reason Vanderpump Rules worked is because the cast was a real thing before the show, trying to add in these new castmembers isn’t working.

What’s with all the exclamation points lately? I know it’s Joan’s thing, but is it now a full-on Dirt Bag thing no matter who’s writing it?

For some of us the ‘90s feel like yesterday, but in fact it’s roughly 30 years ago, and some rules were different. Homosexuals were becoming accepted by many as deserving of basic civil rights, but legally recognized marriages were wishful thinking. AIDS was a fatal disease. Date rape was a thing, but “drunk people…

Word of advice for that person: the sensation of resenting other people for judging you is sublimating your discomfort with your own actions into the imagined sins of other people. It’s your conscience, trying to swim to the surface of your tide of bullshit.

Didn’t someone on Jezebel once write an article entitled “Is he attractive or just tall & white?”?

WHY were you a Roy fan?!  He left Pam at a ballgame!  He was a mean drunk and he didn’t give a toot about her art aspirations!  I’m not saying Jim wasn’t an ass, but Roy sucked.

I have a theory that people just get obsessed with the first “grown up” show they watch as a youth. I think it explains sitcom’s weird demographic mismatch; older Millenials and Seinfeld of Fraiser, younger Millennials and Friends, and Zoomers with The Office.

The tone of dirtbag shifts so much. Lauren and Garrett’s are fun, cheeky, and poke at celebs. Joan just comes across as bitter and angry. To each their own, but their less fun to read. 

This season has been a disaster. Editing Scheana to look like she’s hitting on a teenager and Stassi to look like she’s a reasonable human is asking too much of the audience.

That’s an adorably grumpy looking baby.

Someone in my last post about Kimmy said that her food looks like leftovers even when it’s fresh. I screamed.

I’m going to assume that this is an homage to Miss Vanjie and nobody better tell me otherwise.