Um, “a 1985 Tim Burton film”? I’m sorry but I feel like we’re downplaying literally one of the finest moments in cinema history. Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is not only one of the funniest movies ever made, it also features by far the best acting work by both James Brolin and Morgan Fairchild:
Your scheme needs more meth.
Adonis is a terrible name and I don’t like Wheel Chair Jimmy.
trlgrl(2) specifically addressed it to Jezebel, and I suspect the editors will somehow see it here. And it’s long overdue.
He fell off of it though.
Is Tom Hanks an ACTUAL CRISIS ACTOR???
(I’m a bit stoned right now, and this feels like a very profound revelation.)
Imagine if this is what takes him down.
Tom Hanks and deadly pandemic viruses?
“This one’s called ‘Pothead’, he’s got some pot and he’s getting head.”
I didn’t know Hot Topic could paint.
I’m into anything that brings Piers Morgan’s head closer to exploding.
I need to know why Lu yelled to a group of people that she did not fuck the pirate (which we know is untrue).
The thickness.....laaawwwdddd.
I don’t want to be rude, but Cam waited a long time to be a parent and Raddix is the best name she could come up with?
Out of curiosity, what piece are you looking to buy? I just think the whole line is so hideous, (as these celebrity lines typically are) that I can’t fathom what stands out
This is one of my favorite videos. He's so pretty.
Every time Jezebel runs a piece on Cardi B, I wonder WTF is wrong with Jezebel.She’s a garbage person.
Cardi B, noted drugger of people, violent attacker of women, transphobe, and also ... noted recipient of dozens of fawning articles on Jezebel, which mention none of those things. What is it about Cardi B that seems to keep her from being "cancelled"?
