I wanted this coat. BADLY, but I am not sure why.

I don’t think he would survive without Fallon. 

HEY COLORBLIND IS A GOOD SONG! lol.

I am so glad I am working from home today. I got to an E6, and no joke, my dog howled.

I am glad you understand this... haha. REAL PAIN. 

I will see if she is interested in updating her palate.

Yeah... thats what makes it so easy for me to not buy anything on Instagram. That being said, Amazon is another beast I cannot avoid. 

SAME.

RIGHT. Everyone is gone. :(

I invite her to sit on a fluorescent lit Metra train to the south side, next to a woman with a bad perm, blue eyeshadow and a fur coat chugging down a tall Coors light... while looking at her reflection in the window. Bags under eyes, in a wrinkled blazer and street sludge splashed up her legs from the wet ground.

I actually KNOW THEY ARE. My girlfriend was selling clothes from China... taking cute Instagram photos with filters and “outdoorsy Magnolia” feels.

OMG RIGHT! So much of the stuff sold on Instagram is insanely priced! Like weird websites I have never heard of... selling obscenely expensive crap!

Right, I am glad I am not the only crazy person here!!! ;)

God damn it, let people dance however they want as long as they get people’s attention to vote - I DON’T CARE!

A lot of their faces look FROZEN and OVER FILLED. Its okay to turn down free fillers people!! 

DEAR GOD THIS LOOKS GOOD.

YOU GUYS THIS SOUNDS SO AMAZING... 

We have a cart that goes around once a quarter on a Thursday with a glass of wine or beer for everyone. Its nice, but also feels weird. I know a lot of companies have after work parties and free alcohol all the time - but like... I WANT TO GO HOME AFTER WORK! 

This is some GOOP shit. 

My fat ass gettin LIIIIIT.