OKstoopid:

Effortless.

You guys... she is a diverse woman - her left eye droops just a little bit. Super models... they're just like us!

I am pretty sure a stoned phone call from Whoopi would be the best phone call ever.

I want these for me!

took the words out of my mouth.

Word.

barf.

Thanks... and I thought the only nightmare I would face at 5 pm is working late.

I ... JUST... CAN'T "GRADE: F- (a gorilla who spells out "PLEASE SAVE ME" in condensation left by his tears in the window to his habitat)"

Is this a preview of "The Real Housewives - Oakland"...

Total day maker!

Can this just be an APP already?

Makes perfect stress balls for those waiting in the clinic!

I am glad someone found out... because I want to have tons of bearded babies with him. TONS.

Shit... this isn't my Mariah side...

Its MAGENTA people... MAGENTA!

A REAL break-up list goes like this:

I'm in Chicago - let's get slutty!!