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I swear to God, if Michelle Obama’s platform was “say no to drugs”, the Trump administration would be handing kids meth injections.

I'm surprised that wasn't mentioned. Two of Epstein's former lawyers will defend Epstein's friend in impeachment trial.

They totally are. These morons are completely willing to compromise their kids’ health for life because eating any kind of nutritious food that isn’t meat or fries makes you gay or something.

Breakfast is such a racket when you think about it. Most meals are either carbs or fried. Good job, Potato Heads, for taking away what is probably the BETTER part of breakfast. 

The reason he gave was that Rouhselang was too far along in her pregnancy to have an abortion by the time she informed Trejo she was pregnant.

You know what’s really unsettling? His victim not reaching adulthood, let alone her twilight years. Save your compassion for someone who deserves it.

Children shouldn’t murder their baby-mamas with kitchen knives just because they don’t want to be parents, then.

I’ve only ever heard of her because I’ve seen her ugly hair bows when out looking for presents for my nieces. The house is predictably ostentatious and tasteless but I’m fascinated by JoJo herself... she’s either the worlds worst preserved teenager, or she’s secretly a 39 year-old chainsmoking alcoholic masquerading

A Max Mara dress (bought second-hand online) that I cannot put on because - and I’m not trying to be funny here - it gives me intense claustrophobia. It’s a neat navy blue knee-length dress I thought would be nice to wear to the office, it’s got a side zip and the material is non-stretch, and the sleeves, turns out,

Yeah fuck facebook and we need another platform to promote our non-profits and tell people about upcoming events.

For the longest time I owned a “Twilight: Eclipse” t-shirt. We got sent a box at the movie theatre I worked at and pretty much just the staff took them (it wasn’t enough to fuss over trying to give to the public, and we were given no instructions from corporate so fuck if we were going to put in extra work). I’m no

I inherited an absolutely gorgeous shearling wool ranch jacket from my grandfather years ago. It looks more or less like the above, just a bit more old fashioned. This is a rugged, old-school, cut-no-corners piece of clothing that makes me feel like I’m on the set of Bonanza.

If it’s something we no longer own, then the orange fake fur vest I wore as a child in the 70s must surely win. I loved it, I lived in it, but must have looked like I killed and skinned a muppet. It looked like this (more orange though!) and between the flammability of the fake fur and the ease with which it created

I have a pair of boots that are

Fine the companies like Facebook for hosting the ads. Make the fine at least twice what they were paid for it. They’ll soon start doing actual fact-checking and stop hosting the misleading ads, when it is no longer financially beneficial for them

All we can do is block and report. Never debate on the post itself. Private message or vague-blog if you have to.

The problem is not with social media allowing misleading ads, it is that politicians are allowed to buy and post misleading ads. If the only consequence of running misleading ads is getting elected, then why the hell would they stop?

I’ve reported comments that say things like “Abortion is definitely killing a baby, but that’s good if it’s a black baby. The less of these animals the better.”

Facebook told me these comments “don’t go against their community standards” and didn’t remove them. 

I really wish I could tell Facebook to fuck off once and

“Report this post” only works when it’s a picture of someone breastfeeding or (the horror) a “female-presenting” nipple.

This is not the first—or certainly the last—time management at a heralded publication has tampered with journalistic integrity for profit, or shown a clear misunderstanding of basic editorial principles.