One of my friends was selling tickets for a booze cruise just about a week before Halloween. He told me it was a costume party. It was like $35. All you can drink for 3 hours. So we figured we would go as Skipper and Gilligan. I was Skipper. He was Gilligan.

Not Halloween, but still a dress up faux pas (or possibly the greatest dress up incident ever, depending on your perspective): A few years back my brother and his girlfriend decided to throw a nice New Year’s Eve party for a few dozen close friends and relatives. They rented a banquet room at a restaurant, had an open…

When I was a youngster, I decided to dress like a hippy for Halloween. It was the mid 80's and I had been a toddler during the summer of love so I was aware of hippies but had never really paid any attention to them. This was before the internet so I was going on this vague cultural memory which is to say...I didn’t…

This one time I took a profitable sports blog, told it to completely change its already successful column subject writing strategy and managed to fire the editor in charge leading to all the writers quitting in solidarity, leaving it as a shell, and then banning all comments because I was afraid of criticism. What a…

Women you know, use health care? 

I think she bears a passing resemblance to his stepmom, Melanie. Dare you to unsee it now. 

I know ... and ain’t that the shit. Her momma was Puerto Rican and taught special needs children. Daddy was an Irish immigrant that joined Army to help get his citizenship and both were into SanFran civics.

honestly, Tami looks more Bristol Palin than AOC

I almost started crying yesterday as I read about all the writers and editors and graphics folks leaving my favorite blog. How many lunches have I spent with these people over the last 8 years (answer: the majority)? I’m legit sad. Also, fuck Spanfeller and Maidment straight up the ass with a shovel.

My favorite Republican humiliation from last night

Totally, or wore a suit and was “an IRS agent....ooh, scary!”

Remember a couple Halloweens ago when he misunderstood the concept of socialism re: his kids’ candy?

Fuck off, Don.

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…

Okay, okay, hang on a minute. If this is, in fact, a hash stuffed bell pepper topped with a fried egg, that actually doesn’t sound that bad. If you made it with a combination of gold potatoes and sweet potatoes, with chorizo, pepper, and onion cooked into the hash, that could actually be pretty tasty.

Depending on what this is stuffed with, I think it would be great. I just bought several orange peppers that I was going to slice up to put in a red curry with crab, but what if I make the curry  thicker and put it inside little orange pepper jack o lanterns? Give it sliced bamboo shoot hair..................

I unapologetically love the jack-o-pepper, would and probably will make my own version, am irritated that this appalling administration has finally done something I can’t hate.

Meh. Looks like a stuffed pepper with a slice of cheese. Hardly horrifying—and WHO THE FUCK IN THE ENTIRE FUCKIN UNIVERSE thinks that a stuffed VEGETABLE served on a bed of LETTUCE with TOMATOES (that haven’t been rendered down to ketchup) is something that Trump would ever eat? It’s not burnt cowflesh, nor deep-fried…

Tried to post this via cellphone but, you know... Kinja. The since-deleted autoplay article.

Claire Foy is real good for the first two seasons as the Queen, too!