Hibbert says the Waze app is great for getting to and from the practice facility, but every time he enters the Staples Center address, it just keeps alerting him to a huge trainwreck at that location and he gets redirected around the building.

I’ve seen more cheerful ISIS hostage execution videos.

[an old man, dying and alone, draws his last, raspy breath]

All I have to say is this: Fuck PvP. I hate every aspect of PvP in every game I’ve ever played. I hate attempting to get used to it because, since I don’t do it from day one, I’m always at a huge disadvantage to the people who have had blink shotgun perfected from the beginning. And I hate that the only way for me to…

Destiny

I’m immediately sad I didn’t make a Kitchenette themed one. DOING IT ANYWAY.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Customers who shouldn’t have eaten that, people who follow the servers around and tell them how to do it better, everyone also works at Olive Garden but they all…

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

Couldn’t Rachael Dolezal’s interview have been like this?

After the first paragraph, lemme see what I can manage -

As with so many military anecdotes, this is impossible to understand.

This isn’t a firework per say, but....

I got tasked with arranging a training exercise for all the non-flight people in an aviation battalion while we were in the field doing gunner qualification. In English, this means that while the helicopter flight crews were shooting things, it offended the officers in charge to…

And this is how you subvert even the best technological location security measures.
Once you’re in, it’s assumed you belong there, so nobody questions your presence.

We call this the “Tootsie Pop” security model here at work. Hard candy shell, nice soft insides.

Weird, I wonder where the dog/roman candle story came from...

So yeah i got two words for ya....cocktail sauce. =)