Here's my top-15 mock draft. This is at least as good as Mike Mayock's:

[takes drastic measures to remove cancer]

Historical Nuggets:

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

"These are the brakes."

I know that the pick they got for Lowry was part of the Harden deal, but c'mon, how'd Morey let go of Lowry AND Dragic?

This guy must be the only Arian Muslim out there.

I didn't realize asylums for the criminally insane had internet access.

"You should try crab."

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Once again, the people who shout loudest about the Constitution are the least likely to have actually read it.

Why are Pacers without better races?

Those field sobriety tests are tough. Who the fuck knows the alphabet backwards starting with V? Stand on one foot?....Eat my Dick! Every car I have ever driven has a seat...you don't need to balance on one foot to drive. Walk a straight line... What is this the Olympics?....FUCK YOU!

Please note those roadside tests are made in such a way that a sober person could fail them. All that really matters is the BAC, and most police would not arrest until it is above .09....Unless they had a grudge or wanted to be a pain in the ass. A roadside test would never stand up in court if the BAC is below a…

I'm sorry, Shaq, but I'm not endorsing you for "free throws"

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

@ACromartie31 go see my boy uhhh jake, mike, something like that. he's in milwaukee. wait, no, pittsburgh. well whatever, go see him, he needs a ride from school

Two leading proponents of the "One and Done" strategy

"Big Girl, I don't care what you are. You can be black, white, blue, purple, whatever." -Chris Brown