Well, here's our next Thomas Friedman column.

Nice to see the national media FINALLY pick up on this story. The scandals in Chapel Hill have been news for years now. Hell, the 1993 championship team had 3 upperclassmen somehow major in AfAm despite the fact that the department was a year old. Sketchy? You be the judge. This is all incredibly sad. unc bring kids…

Why is he addressing you as Tommy? It seems weird seems weird and belittling.

Well, if you take that 500,000 Indians and conservatively say that 100,000 work on the projects, this means they have an accident every 12 hours.

Either way it looks bad. Haha.

So the thing that is supposed to comfort us is that massive amounts of people are dropping dead in the country, but no one knows why? Like, that's really the defense?

If you go off 1.4 million migrant workers, their last accident occurred 2.1 minutes ago.

That's nothing compared my high school baseball team's twitter feed anytime my teammate, Dave Lersgood, got a hit.

Forever just the worst.

When twitter began, the conceit was that you were answering the question, "what are you doing?"

I don't get it. Is this fella's name Hulk or Hogan? Is this another footy term I'm unfamiliar with? WHY WON'T YOU BRING BACK THE VIRGILBAG?!?!

"I tried my hand at getting into basketball games when I had no business being anywhere near the floor. It...could have turned out better."

This isn't just Utah. This is everywhere. Wife has a friend who named their kid Paetyyn. Do these parents not realize they're dooming their kids to a life of repeatedly spelling their name out loud to strangers over the phone?

they made a joke. Why Bother is a song. On an album. By a band. Named Weezer.

What's messed up is, they could have hired Wesley Snipes for about the same cost as that face paint.

This is a dangerous mindset. Mental problems are caused by chemical imbalances. Telling people with ADHD to shape up is as dangerous as telling people with depression to snap out of it. Qualified medical professionals should be making these decisions, not armchair internet commenters.

You guys can save this headline and insert Johnny Manziel into it in 2 years

Wow, that is tremendous.

Wife: Jesus, do you even realize how much you spent?

No Cash or Compensation for Athletes = NCAA