too late

Doreen, Doreen, last night I had an awful dream. You were milking APR’s like a man I’d never seen. Come clean, Doreen.

and it’s kinda working

Behind Closed Ovens for one.

Didn’t the gallerfurniture.com bowl become the ev1.net bowl, and now the AdvoCare V100 Texas Bowl?

I thought so but I’ve seen it revealed in two reviews now.

It’s delicious. A little tough to get in the states though.

I still don’t understand why the Seahawks got a free pass for having 12 men on the field on the field goal try.

In college we (3 guys) had an apartment of girls next to us. We were at another apartment in the building hanging out and left our door unlocked. The girls thought it would be funny to put bags of trash in our fridge and shaving cream on our mirrors. Thinking back this is freaking gross, but at the time it’s not like…

When you’re only tool is a Mallet, you treat everything as if it’s an interception.

um, more like schizophrenic history. There were some weird rumors about him going all the way back to his recruiting.

Not the government telling me this, it’s doctors and peer reviewed studies and science.

I’m like hey, wassup, hello
Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came on the field
I just wanna chill, get my tarp for you to unroll
Married to the money, introduced her to my heel
Showed her how to roll it now she never let me go

Exactly. This has been known since ancient greek times, as Paracelsus said, “All things are poison and nothing is without poison; only the dose makes a thing not a poison.” i.e. “The dose makes the poison”

The myth isn’t that they don’t exist, the myth is that they are harmful to you.

I guess that would go to their point about bad software and apps being the problem? I know my wife’s phone’s batter would drain like crazy at work (100% - 15% in 4 hours). I think facebook or maybe some other app was polling the location services constantly. Turned location services to the non-GPS using low power mode…

I thought there was something weird with how the Carolina courts worked where it was more like indicted and then acquitted when it went to trial.

except it worked.

Needs more

My Halal friend wanted to go to a vietnamese place for lunch. He orders roasted duck that comes with soupy noodles. When it get there it has congealed blood in it. They say, no, no pork. He then asks what the blood is, and gets back, “oh that’s pig blood!”.