I'm dead serious: If these girls can't sense that you have brains, I think they must be brain-dead bimbos. Better off without, mmkay.

NO WORRIES
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES
I WILL LEVY NO FINES

THANK YOU FOR THE CARD, DOC!
IT WAS SO ADORABLE
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING
I WISH I COULD FIX YOUR GULLIVER
HANG IN THERE
YOU'RE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME
AND TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE
BECAUSE YOU'RE DECENT AND GOOD
WHICH IS RARE
OK

What happened at work, bro?

From ViolinCatherine's baller tweeting academy:

If TODD!!!! is the creator of our chatroom universe, then:

(NO SPOILERS: I saw some disgruntled people on twitter. There were spoilers released in the Sun, and when they read them, the twitter folks were miserable. Just: brace yourself, okay?)

*wrestles occams to the ground*

Online shopping is SO much nicer. I don't understand the desire to get trampled and to wait in the cold!

Shhhh: I'm a vegetarian and I see the day as a yearly massacre, a senseless slaughter of innocents.

I always look forward to your missives, Narrator.

*puts the sharp knives out of reach*

The way Dan works, if you tell him to write a certain way, he's going to do the opposite. And in this case, I think he parroted Chevy's actual words and persona. Chevy just couldn't take it.

Aww, if it's at all humanly possible, I will be there. It will be my wedding present.
Try to schedule me a year in advance, though! I'm in demand, hahaha. <3

Tee hee!

Scheduled for yesterday. I'm super sad I couldn't make it. And I'm DYING to see pictures. They're so precious. And that DRESS! <3

TheDirte's photo of Chevy Chase reminded me of what Chevy went through on "Community". I know y'all have discussed Chevy before, I'm just enjoying thinking through this again. If you guys can add more Chevy data, I'd love to hear it, because I'm just puzzling through what went on.

Hahaha, I just said the opposite thing! :P

WHOOP WHOOP

Anybody heard from Spongy Tags?