Shit.

Stephen?

Screw "save the show" stuff. Captain says I need to get #DaveTheDouchebagIsHot trending.

This needs a million upvotes. ALL HAIL GROOM POOPY.

I want Idris Elba to be the next James Bond.

What did you do with the good Steph?

Janine's replacement for the phrase "A Total Eclipse of the Heart" is "I totally shit when I fart."

All I saw at first was "Mikhail Baryshnikov" and then my 12-year-old self piped in with "Bulge-a-kov" because I am immature.

Is this most or least fancy? Or am I not doing this right.

1) I have the best cat in the world. She's a Tuxedo cat and is always very loving. So that's fancy. She came into this world, dressed for a black-tie party.
2) My 87-year-old grandmother is the most beautiful woman in the world. I may have to wait for a while to see how I stack up, but my predecessor looks good.
3) I…

ding ding ding ding ding ding! :)

*sings*

If I could upvote this 10 times I would. You're doing God's work.

Tinychat Bonus Round, Who Said It (in relation to this gif: http://imgur.com/CXWtY9F):

A+++, would read comment again. Might even steal sunglasses emojis for future use.

All I ever wanted to do in my life was f*ck Kanye West naked on a motorcycle.

HUZZAH!

Well, I'm only on here to hang out with y'all.

Santa!

The last time Affro had sex, lies and videotape were strewn in his swaggering wake.