1) How's everything going?
2) What are your courses this year, and what year are you again? I'm SO forgetful, it's crazy.
3) Why are you so perfect and precious?
4) Which do you like better: bananas or chocolate?

I found the full Simon and Garfunkel "Concert in Central Park":

I don't have enough good words in my vocabulary to explain the loving nature of my cat. She is a being of pure love and joy. She follows me in the bathroom, just to be petted. She comes to me, knowing I will hug her and cherish her. All I do is say little things to her, just to lock in her goodness in her mind, and to…

I was going to work on a novel for NaNoWriMo, but a big health scare came up for me.

I really enjoy singing "American Tune" at the top of my lungs, and replacing many of the words with "poop" and "shit."

I just realized. There are 424 comments to go before this board hits 40,000.

ViolinCatherine's Dream Theater:

Did you work out Jared Padalecki's butt curve yet?

BALLS OF FURY

VENI VIDI VICI! FREE HOT DOGS IN THE CAFETERIA!

I am shitting in my pants that I can't go. I really wanted to play for your ceremony. :(

Congrats, Sponge Bob Tag Pants! Here's all the best wishes for a long, happy life together!

I WANT MY MONEY BACK FROM HARMONIOUS THE HARMONICA PLAYER

S-

YO OCCAMS STEPHEN WANTS TO GIVE YOU A PACKAGE

A friend of mine got constipated recently from eating too much cheese.

*BUG HUG* <3

This post is for Doctor Regina Phalange.

*sings*

THAT IS MY FAVORITE TYPE OF HUG THANK YOU
I LOVE YOU