I FINISHED THE GUGGENHEIM APPLICATION AND SENT IT OFF TO THREE ARTS ADMINISTRATORS THAT WE TRUST FOR PROOFREADING AND CRITICISM.

I AM WORKING ON THE GUGGENHEIM GRANT FOR MY HUSBAND
I VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS
IT'S DUE TOMORROW NIGHT BY MIDNIGHT
MY FINAL DRAFT WILL GO OUT FOR PROOFREADING AT 10PM TONIGHT
I AM GOING INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
I ALSO HAVE TO LEARN ALL THIS JAZZ THEORY BY 10/24
FOR A SOLO HISTORY OF JAZZ VIOLIN HOUR AT A LIBRARY
AND LEARN TO PLAY…

Questlove knows SaveCommunityNow. Why would I change it?

I created a makeshift laptop out of our PC graveyard. I spilled water on my laptop and it will be ready in another 16 hours. It's drying under some fans in a computer repair shop.

1. Lack of bath salts
2. "Thank you so much! You did a beautiful job playing my wedding!"
3. Take everybody from Tinychat, put them in a Labrador living room with pizza and a bunch of DVDs, and call it "Labrador TV time"

I THINK YOU CONFUSED "COMFORT" WITH SOME OTHER WORD

I am confused in tinychat. Is everybody in a different room? Just sleepy affro is there!

*cries*

BATH SALTS

MADS MADS MADSSSSS

WHO SAID IT: "I've got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea"

1) Trader Joe's tea tree/Collective WellBeing/Weleda Pomegranate body wash
2) Taco Bell, the new "fancier" ($5 burrito) menu
3) I was on a modeling go-see in NYC, wearing a business suit because I was asked to. I went to the ladies room on the way out. I got my skirt tucked into the back of my pantyhose. I walked 10 NYC…

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME:

Guys, this comment from TODD!!!! is breaking my heart:

Awww, sweetheart. There will be other grey shoes, I promise.
/comfort

I FREAKING LOVE THIS GUY; I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW:

I've been out of town, missing proper wifi, or swamped with work for a while now. You guys are very important to me, though. I owe you an update. Here's a vine video explanation of items 1 and 2: http://storify.com/violinca…

*BIG HUG*

DIGI, WATCH OUT. NARRATOR'S GONNA THROW A PIZZA ON YOUR ROOF.

SPONGE BOB SQUARE ASS