Agreed. Those characters could dominate an episode. I always felt that after Phil died the Simpsons probably just locked Kelsey Grammer in a vault. Losing Sideshow Bob would have been death to that show.

"I could be upset about it," Meek said, "but I'm planning on inheriting the earth later, so who gives a fuck?"

Last year, I bawled my eyes out when Mo left the mound for the last time. I seriously cried for about 10 minutes when Andy and Jeet took him out and he crumbled in front of the crowd.

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

Phil's death was very tragic. Losing Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure as characters was probably the first crack in the armor for the Simpsons imho.

Hartman was another one of those brilliant anti-comedian sorts, who can get laughs not because they are so over-the-top, but because they're just so naturally humorous. Martin in his white suit, doing and saying things that were so bizarre, the juxtaposition of the man and the words was hilarious. A true genius like…

It's too bad. He used to be someone, be someone, be someone.

When asked how he got away, Chapman stated that "I gotta fast car."

Chapman: Can you keep an eye out and tell me if anyone is coming?

$14,000 of stuff from the Scottsdale Apple store

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

Of course they can still criticize the league. The NFL pays them too much to be cheerleaders.

Rice and Peterson won't be running during those games either.

Well, it would free up a ton of time I currently spend masturbating.

[dying]

She was the real joke at that dinner. The joke about being "not being used to being so close the front" was great.

Good joke or bad, I have absolutely no patience for people who can't laugh at themselves. Especially highly paid sports figures who earn millions of dollars for doing — lets be honest — nothing of any real consequence.

At least he died doing what he loved: something you've probably never heard of before.

Can't say I'm surprised that this dude goes through a lot of Trojans.

$100 says if it was a 9 year old boy it wouldn't have got a quarter of the money this one did.