Out: gender reveal parties

Is this to Tim Apple?

Then I want Tiffany Trump to rise up and reveal herself as a progressive elven queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!

When Pelosi has the biggest set of balls in a room full of men:

The hardware engineer, product manager, NPI manager, and everyone up the chain responsible for reviewing MTBF here should be ceremonially hung upside down naked, covered in honey, and set upon by a colony of fire ants.*

McCain’s dead and he could still thrash him.

All it makes me think -

I had a girlfriend

Uhmm what about when they dug up an unmarked grave and it has the skeletal remains of a jackal, what about that.

There has been no greater recruiter for atheism and non-belief than the relationship Evangelical Christians have with Donald Trump.  None.

For instance, televangelist Pat Robertson, who expressed disappointment with Trump’s decision, saying “great solemnity” that he believed the President “losing the mandate of heaven.” If Trump had that to begin with, we are really in trouble.

It’s not just sadistic, it’s downright treasonous*! Nickelback is a Canadian band!

What are they so afraid of?

They’re afraid of just how exactly they got all that.

If only their delusions were as easily vaccinated against as the measles.

I like this ending better lol

Starring them too!

“...I do wish I could rub a lion’s mane and feel the musculature, etc...”

I respect his shameless, self-abasing hustle in this race to be human furniture as long as Lizzo isn’t upset by it.