Pretty sure my jokingly intended comment is true whether you interpret as being about RealLife(tm) or ForkKnife, so where exactly do you see the ‘whoosh’ occurring?

There’s a reason there’s been a resurgence of interest in things like LPs and turntables in recent years—high end equipment plus good analog source material results in better sound quality that will beat out CDs every time.

You are correct, in that there is a reason LPs and turntables have had a resurgence but…

Don’t associate PeeWee Herman with Trump. Ever. PeeWee isn’t a perfect human being but he doesn’t deserve that.

I don’t think you can Learn respect, it has to be earned.

You paid a random hobo Weed AND a Ham Sandwich for a game review? Given G/O media salaries you probably could have gotten the real Luke Plunkett to review your game.

In principle I am with you, but the idea of Tiffany revealing herself as an all-powerful dark elven queen with the power to strike down the ‘family’ that ignored and emotionally abused* her for her entire life is awfully tempting....


*I think it’s pretty clear that having Trump as a parent counts as emotional abuse.

thanks, don’t see much in depth discussion of albums these days. And agree, some of her earlier and later work is outstanding, but “The Dreaming” has been far and away Kate’s masterpiece, and “Suspended in Gaffa” is the cherry on top. How she turns a simple time signature change into something magical is beyond my…

I agree, autoplaying videos are super annoying. i’ve been using firefox lately, which ( i forgot until I checked just now) by default stops videos from autoplaying. (there’s a setting to turn it on if you are insane)

Chrome has a similar setting which allows you to turn autoplay on or off.

How did the existence of the video prevent you from reading the article quickly? You do know you don’t have to click and view the video, right? I was able to read the article in @ 20 seconds and learn pretty much everything mentioned in the video - I think there is literally maybe one fact the video mentions that…

finally an informative video that is shorter than my attention span! not sure the video is really required when the content can be described equally well in a very brief article, but I encourage the creation of short informative videos so, thanks.

“Tricky” in that it tricked all of us.

 Not a police officer nor a gun expert, but pretty sure the only time it’s appropriate to shoot at someone over your shoulder from a moving vehicle which YOU are driving is if you are in Mission Impossible/John Wick/action-adventure type of movie.

He thinks the Red Sox organization is going to pay him to do anything? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAaa - Even people who hate Schilling have to acknowledge and respect his contribution to the Red Sox, but other that respect for his playing, between his being so outspoken in his idiotness, his scamming of the state of RI (failed…

i didn’t get that vibe at all. 

that’s exactly the kind of question a bot would ask.

I am so looking forward to the day I can say I had a president that did that.

I would have guessed somewhere below the Mason-Dixon line.

“He scooped everything he stole into a large trash can and walked straight out the building.”

Reeeeealllllly impossible to tell from the wording in this article but it sounds like maybe he broke in several times but only stole things once? Either that or he brought the same trash can back every time he broke in and…

It’s legitimately great, but super improbable to be written by the kind of ‘bots’ people ‘claim’ to be using to create these kind of things.

I know it’s a joke and not a bot, but one way to tell is that this is WAY too on-point but unlikely to be generated, because the bot would have to know A) what a coupon is B) that coupons expire and C) that Bruce would like to have parents and D) that an expired coupon for new parents is both mean and funny. A bot…